Whenever a blag of cinematographers assemble (that is the correct term for a group of DOPs right?) three things are certain: we will talk at great length about lenses, there will be hangovers, and in hushed tones, the subject of agents will come up. Like conspiracy theorists discussing the latest sasquatch sighting, wild theories about agents will be shared and advice on how to catch a glimpse of one will be exchanged. One doubter will challenge whether or not they exist at all while another sagely shares a summoning ritual for agents they learnt from a film meme. Did you know that if you are going to feed an agent, you should do so with a flat hand so that they don’t bite your fingers? Of course it goes without saying, one shouldn’t be feeding wild agents at all.